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Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two


Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two movie posterStephanie Meyer’s vampire-werewolf saga concludes with the fourth of three volumes, a camp, ludicrous, melodramatic pantomime of a climax. R-Pats and K-Stew try their best to steam things up in this sexier 12-rated comicbook-horror, only to be let down by a poor script, plotting and Meyer herself producing Melissa Rosenberg’s screenplay. The Avengers this ain’t.

In this fifth film, Bella Cullen is restored as new-born vampire, new mother and super-heroine as a combination of Supergirl and Wonderwoman, but still with the teen-Bridget Jones tendency to whine.

But it’s my only time in the cinema when the whole audience hit a plot twist and said “wha- what?!?” out loud.
Fans of the teen vamp romances have sat through this uneven series of movies in expectation of a triumphant Bella walking into the sunset with her immortal beau. But as fourth series director Bill Condon captains the listing ship to its final harbour, lurching between the marker buoys of Meyer’s novel, this feels like a series of unfinished sketches, littered with bad CGI set pieces, wholly unconvincing wire-work and blur-motion, and capped by bad CGI face-replacement (the baby and toddler in particular). Even R-Pats’ piano-playing hands are CGI replacements this time.

Much of the comedy is unintentional. Edward and Bella’s daughter gets a laugh the first few times Renesmee is mentioned. Then a joke about nicknaming her ‘Nessie’ after the Loch Ness monster is completely ill-timed and ill-judged, in a movie full of mis-steps.

The threat from the Volturi, the vampire mafia, led by Michael Sheen, is this time aimed at Renesme, wrongly identified as an illegal vampire child. The quest element of the movie is gathering ‘witnesses’ to counter the Volturi and prove the child is no threat; cue mini-travelogue of the Cullens gathering a multi-ethnic vampire friend list with the most absurd collection of vampire ‘talents’ – super-powers that make DC Comics’ Justice League America look like documentary.

Filled with the weirdest looking parade of ‘pretty’ people with badly coloured contact lenses, designer stubble, fur, and ethnic costumes – if Vivienne Westwood hosted a fancy dress party for Best Cosmetics Section Saleswoman from your local department store, you could take it more seriously than this.

Michael Sheen does a high-camp turn as the Vampire ‘Il Duce’, Aro, in black with gold braid, a Gothic fascist dictator with huge shoulder pads and a cloak (but no neck). Sheen leaks previous outings as Kenneth Williams and David Frost, yet somehow still works as a principal villain, an army of black hooded minions at his back. Among his tedious cronies, Jamie Campbell-Bower spits venom, while Christopher Heyerdahl continues his long-faced, languid and world-weary growling.

So Breaking Dawn winds up being campy and funny and over-the-top, creaking under the weight of its own mythology and a million miles away from the first Twilight, the tiny, low-key, vampires-in-a-small-town story. Not that the fans or casual movie-goers will care.

It is all so confused that in a major re-working of Meyer’s plot, it is Alice, not Bella, who ultimately saves the day, but to give away any more would ruin the best moment of the whole series, the one thing that is worth seeing in Twighlight Breaking Dawn Part Two. Altogether, now; “wha- what?!?” RC

Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two
Director: Bill Condon
Writer: Melissa Rosenberg, Stephenie Meyer
Rating: PG-13
Running time: 1 hr. 55 min.
Genre: Drama, Action & Adventure, Romance, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Cast: Cast: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Michael Sheen, Peter Facinelli, Ashley Greene, Billy Burke, Dakota Fanning, Kellan Lutz, Jamie Campbell-Bell, Christopher Heyerdahl

Related: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One

About Robin Catling

Writer; performer; project manager; sports coach; all-round eccentric.

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6 thoughts on “Review: Twilight Breaking Dawn Part Two

  1. Best comedy of the year so far.

    Posted by E. Toghiy | November 20, 2012, 2:22 am
  2. Hello. Somehow we’ve jumped into a completely different universe from the first Twilight, overlit and shiny. What happened to the drizzly monochrome small-town tale in Washington state?

    How is it, that many super-powered vampires haven’t decided to take over the world instead of hiding in medieval basements?

    Posted by Giesen | November 27, 2012, 11:00 pm

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