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Movie catch-Up: Cowboys and Aliens (2011)


Cowboys and Aliens movie poster“I know, let’s put James Bond and Indiana Jones together in one of those genre mash-up movies. It’ll make a fortune.”

The cynical desperation of this dumb idea is not the surprise. The surprise is that anyone signed off the $150m cheque to make it. You thought Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter was a dumb idea? Shakespeare, compared to this.

Humourless Harrison Ford mumbles his grumpy way through bad dialog like he’s counting down the days toward death, while a badly miscast Daniel Craig is the cleanest, suave-est Western bandit you’ve ever seen. They both pick up fat cheques whilst staring blankly at a bunch of green-screen special effects while Favreau blows a lot of s*** up.

And I wrote that part of the review before I even saw the movie.

The studio was counting on this Boy’s Own Adventure appealing to both the sci-fi nerds, the old-fashioned Western geeks and the cool kids wanting to try another new genre-buster. Thats an audience of one. Me.

A man with no name (Craig) wakes up with no memory outside a cow-town named Absolution. With only an extra-terrestrial bracelet on his arm, he takes out three bounty hunters, has a run-in with the local cattle-baron’s son, the town sheriff (Keith Carradine) and mysterious traveller Ella (Olivia Wilde).

Revealed as a notorious bandit, Craig’s Jake Lonergan is saved from tough-guy rancher Col. Dollarhyde (Ford) by a massive aerial attack which destroys half the town and kidnaps the other half, including Dollarhyde’s son.

Ford ends up fighting an alien invasion with a bank robber, a boy, a dog, a woman in a summer dress, a preacher and a barman (Sam Rockwell). This being a revisionist Western, the native tribes turn up to lend a hand along with Jake’s gang including Justified‘s Walton Goggins. We get HR Geiger-inspired alien nasties, flying sequences, some nifty alien tech and handsome landscapes.

We also get some nasty violence; guns, bombs, beatings, horses blown up (CGI or not), torture and incineration. There’s also an uncanny and unfortunate recreation of the Challenger disaster footage.

Iron Man director Favreau was hoping for another hit comic-book adaptation, but it’s oddly lifeless; written by the Iron Man committee and produced by a football team of producers including Ron Howard and Steven Speilberg – which is presumably how the cloying sentimentality appears at the end.

The Western elements work ok, the sci-fi fails miserably. Craig tries his best but Ford flounders. Token woman (in more ways than one!) Olivia Wilde gets to do nothing but look sultry and be rescued, final act of reckoning not withstanding. It’s a perfect storm of post-911 paranoia, a United peoples of America fending off Johhny Foreigner in the bloodiest way possible. There’s no joy, no fun and very little originality. Three random teenage boys could have come up with a better script as a weekend assignment.

If you want a real sci-fi Western, check out Serenity. RC

Cowboys & Aliens 2011
Director: Jon Favreau
Writer: Roberto Orci, Alex Kurtzman, Damon Lindelof
Certification: 12A/PG-13,
Running time: 118 mins
Genre: Western, Action & Adventure, Science Fiction & Fantasy
Cast: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, Keith Carradine, Noah Ringer, Olivia Wilde, Paul Dano, Sam Rockwell

About Robin Catling

Writer; performer; project manager; sports coach; all-round eccentric.

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7 thoughts on “Movie catch-Up: Cowboys and Aliens (2011)

  1. this is a nice article. please, keep those posts coming.

    Posted by Carol Hansted | August 17, 2012, 1:09 am
  2. I am now not certain if this is inspired piece of fun or just a god-awful waste of talent and money.

    Posted by Godby Silberg | August 30, 2012, 6:18 am
  3. i was exactly talking about this with a friend yesterday, and now i found about it in your blog. i don’t think i’ll waste and evening on it. thanks.

    Posted by Catarina BJ | September 8, 2012, 2:48 pm

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